First launch - 50% off

Your bum deserves better.

Bidey the Bidet. Always got your back - literally.

£29.99 £59.99 50% off

First batch limited to 100 customers. Includes free UK shipping. Estimated delivery June-July 2026.

Let's sort your 💩 out See how it works
  • Built-in backflow protection for added peace of mind
  • Easy 10-15 minute install with no plumber drama
  • Non-electric, self-cleaning, and built for everyday use
  • Suitable for toilets with access to the water valve
Bidey bidet attachment installed on toilet One dial · Rear wash · Frontal wash

How it works

From box to clean bum in three steps.

No plumber, no drilling, no stress. If you can turn a valve and loosen a toilet seat, you can fit Bidey.

Bidey bidet attachment installed on a toilet
1

Turn off the water

Locate your toilet's water valve and give it a turn.

2

Attach Bidey

Unscrew your toilet seat, place Bidey underneath, then screw the seat back on and connect the hose to the water valve.

3

Enjoy the difference

Turn the water back on. Dial left for rear wash, dial right for frontal wash. Say hello to Bidey.

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Most people are done in 10-15 minutes. Quicker than doomscrolling on the toilet.

Our story

"I made Bidey for one simple reason:
I was fed up."

I made Bidey for one simple reason:

I was fed up.

Fed up of sore arses.
Fed up of endless wiping.
Fed up of skidmarks.

Britain, sort your sh*t out.

Why Bidey?

Water beats paper. Every time.

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Better for the planet

The average person uses over 100 rolls of toilet paper a year. That's trees, water, and energy. Bidey cuts your loo roll use by up to 80%.

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Better for your pocket

The average UK household spends over £400 a year on toilet paper. Bidey pays for itself fast and keeps saving after that.

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Better for women's health

Bleached toilet paper can be harsh on sensitive skin, especially for women. Bidey uses just water for a gentler, more comfortable clean.

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Better for the sewage system

Toilet paper is a major contributor to blocked pipes and fatbergs clogging the UK's sewers. Less paper means fewer blockages and cleaner waterways.

FAQs

Got questions? Bidey's got answers.

Will it fit my toilet?+
Bidey is suitable for toilets with access to the water valve. We'll share clear fitting guidance with every order.
Is it safe to use?+
Yes. Bidey connects securely to your water supply and includes built-in backflow protection for peace of mind.
Is it hard to install?+
Not at all. Bidey is designed for simple home installation in around 10-15 minutes and no plumber drama.
Will it leak?+
Nope. Bidey connects to your existing water supply with a secure hose fitting and includes built-in backflow protection for extra peace of mind.
Do I need a plumber or electricity?+
No plumber and no electricity needed. Bidey is non-electric and designed to fit into your routine without extra hassle.
What if I don't like it?+
You're covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee after delivery, and full refunds are also available anytime before dispatch.
Can I use it in a rental?+
Yes. Bidey can be fitted and removed without permanent changes, so it works well for renters too.
When will I get it?+
Estimated delivery is June-July 2026 and free UK shipping is included. We'll keep customers updated by email if anything changes.